by Baron Wasteland September 11, 2005
The rare occurance where you are taking a shit and you sneeze at the same time. Your shit instantly comes out to the point where you almost don't need to wipe.
by defkorn23 March 9, 2006
by JK032116 July 4, 2017
A rare occurrence, where one is in the library in the midst of "shhhh!"-ing someone, when, quite suddenly, you explosively sneeze; thus ruining all credibility.
"Some girl stormed into yonder library, wherein she began bitching deploringly about recieving an atomic donkey punch. I was inbetween throwing a long "shhh" at her, when I suddenly shneezed like a tourrets victim that snuffed too much cocaine. I'll never live this down at the men's club, that's for Damn sure."
by Li Shy October 16, 2013
Shneeze:
Shneeze Shhhh - Knees
A combination of two bodily functions;
1. Shit, the human excretion function
2. A Sneeze
Generally, the two are combined while one is sitting in a bathroom stall; one inhales strong defecation odors seconds before sneezing, then, while sneezing their bowels continue to defecate, sometimes in spraying like a sneeze from the anus.
Shneeze Shhhh - Knees
A combination of two bodily functions;
1. Shit, the human excretion function
2. A Sneeze
Generally, the two are combined while one is sitting in a bathroom stall; one inhales strong defecation odors seconds before sneezing, then, while sneezing their bowels continue to defecate, sometimes in spraying like a sneeze from the anus.
John was sitting in the office bathroom stall taking a work dump when a sudden sneeze came on, he inhaled strong poop odor before letting out a Shneeze.
by Faux Sheez January 27, 2011
by WarKnees October 23, 2018