by Tom Bueller October 4, 2010
A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"
"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
by Shonky von shonkerton October 9, 2008
by The Shonkmeister February 24, 2011
Slang term used to refer to someone acting rude, passive, impatient, or like a jackass. Also can be used as a replacement to expletives such as bitch, jerk, dick, fuck, and asshole.
by SlangGuru July 5, 2010
Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
by Meitheway November 18, 2013
A purely graphical description of bryophytic vegetation in Jay Gatsby's gardens that allows for the derivative of the tracheophytic dream of Daisy.
Like the unattainment of the American Dream, shonk festered and parasitised West Egg, and all the world that had seemed real to Jay Gatsby.
by The Waddler November 2, 2004
by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003