A mall town of under 5,000 residents. Contains the middle and high schools of the Oconto Falls School district. The large district accepts a schools from many tiny surrounding schools.

Oconto Falls is home to a large population of pregnant teens, druggies, and regular boozers.

See also Zero Falls, Oconto Falls Pond, and niglette.
Girl from Oconto: Hey, let's go to Oconto Falls, because Oconto only has Happy Garden, and hang out becuase it's better there.
Some other Girl from Oconto: You're damn right. Zero Falls is the shiznit.
by John K. July 8, 2005
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