Retort

- verb

1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.

2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.

3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.

- noun

4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.

5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.

6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.

7) An industrial pressure cooker.

Andre- Yo, man. I think that bitch I was hittin' last night put the burn on me, man.

Archibald- Perhaps you should refrain, forhtwith, from engaging in intimate relations with your mother. (retort)

Andre- Fuck you, man. (also retort)

blub blub blub (also also retort)

fwooooooosh! (also also also retort)

by Speak and Spell February 28, 2009

Retort

1. A metaphysical wrestler

2. A show on the YouTube channel Balboa Dean

3. Physically Challenged Wrestler

He's so small and weak, he should wrestle in retort.

by Tomme boyd February 5, 2020

Retort

A Retort is when you:
1. Fart
2. Suck your fart back up
3. And Fart again

Luke stop retorting!!

by becty June 4, 2011

Retort

For when you don’t want to say retard or you’re too polite to say it

Oh I’m such a retort

by halieisabellarose June 21, 2018

Retorted

Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.

Bob: you have no chill

Bill: Yeah, well... YOUR MOM!

Bob: Are you retorted?

by xJoshAndStuffx October 19, 2014

Retorted

say something in answer to a remark or accusation, typically in a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive manner.

"“No need to be rude,” retorted Isabel"

by Nyala_Monica_37 July 16, 2017

Retorted

When someone is so retarded that they become retorted

Ryan tried to be smart by calling others retarded who are actually not, that now everyone knows he’s retorted

by Bigballboy23 July 11, 2019