When a lady has a mouth full of stuff after giving a BJ, suprise her with a quick jab to the stomach forcing the contents out and down her nostrils... forming 2 bubbly off-white tusks.
by Jdawg_72 March 23, 2009
A highly energetic person who refuses to stop talking to you. Chances are they sit beside you, or actually move their desk over to talk to you. This person is usually fat.
by Lonesoldier March 24, 2005
Origin is unknown, perhaps a bastardisation of "the cook's walrus", which was an often used phrase amongst pirates in the 17th century Caribbean, or perhaps it originated from the Internet Comic entitled Urban Myth.
by Annew November 24, 2004
1. A walrus that has penises in place of tusks.
2. An insult used for a person who attempts to be dignified, but fails.
2. An insult used for a person who attempts to be dignified, but fails.
Pat: Man, Tom always tries to be cool, but he just goes around like he's got two giant dicks coming out of his mouth.
Adam: Yeah, what a cockwalrus.
Adam: Yeah, what a cockwalrus.
by Unnatural20 April 8, 2008