shart

When you have to shit really badly and you let out a fart thinking that you'll be ok, but really shit comes out with the fart.
Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.

"I didn't make it to the bathroom intime and I sharted."
"Gross."

by s4mthug July 12, 2005

shart

When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.

After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.

by pinkboxerguy September 1, 2005

shart

When you try to fart and shit your pants.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.

Son of a bitch, I just sharted

by Stephen Carboni January 11, 2005

shart

To fart and get more than you bargained for.

You Sharted?

Yeah, I farted and got more than I bargained for....

by g,sus November 6, 2007

shart

What happens when you trust a fart.

Never trust a fart. Might be a shart.

by Nixxer February 6, 2010

shart

a very wet fart, an accidental shit

John tried to sneak out a fart but he shart in his shorts.

by Wawatay Sandy May 1, 2008

shart

To believe one is going to fart, but the outcome is having to clean ones pants of shit.

"Dude did you hear about Tom?"
"No mann what happened?"
"He totally sharted infront of his girlfriends parents"
"Mann dude, that fucker is screwed"

by Stanley McDanial June 14, 2004