Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.
I gave Erin a chili cheese dog in my car after we went to the ballgame.
by Chris, Lucas, Corry October 10, 2007
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to shit on a girls tits then titty fuck her and when you cum you have a chili cheese dog....
i gave that girl a chili chees dog....
by jimmy kilberg February 16, 2005
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to continually cram all 9 inches of fleshy wang into a females shit plastered asshole while skeeting
fuckin right doggy that chili cheese dog was great
by km BJ December 23, 2004
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to put ketchup and mustard beetween a girls tits, fuck between em' and get it licked of in a blow job.
awsome...it keeps men that like hot dogs alive
by Boozi Chang May 18, 2004
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The act of smearing your dick with shit then fucking a girl when she has a yeast infection.
My girlfriend begged me to eat her out, but when she pulled down her panties, her pussy smelled like rotten cottage cheese. I knew she just wanted me to sooth the ichyness from her dry flaky twat, that the monostat cream couldn't cure. As revenge for the culinary insult, I decided to shit in my hand and smear it all over my shaft, then fuck her. She completed the recipe by adding her cheese to my chili dog. If she had a herpe flare up there would have been spicy onions on it as well. I do love a chili cheese dog!
by majam March 31, 2012
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A variation of the chili dog. As most people know, the chili dog is when the man shits on the women's chest and then titty fucks her. The dick of course is the hotdog, the tits are the buns and the shit is the chili. The cheese is added when an unwashed and uncircumcized man is doing the fucking. His dick cheese, or schmegma, provides the perfect topping.
"I haven't washed by dick in days. There is so much cheese down there I think me and the missus will have a chili cheese dog tonight."
by The Fresh Prinz March 26, 2009
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The act of shoving chili in your partners asshole, meanwhile shoving your own smegma inside your penis whole, after-which you launch you smegma (cheese) out with your nut inside the chili filled asshole in order to be sucked out.
Guy: “but babe I hate chili cheese dogging.”
Girl: “stop winning and grab the chili
by Aloha_snackbar34 August 24, 2019
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