The greatest fraternity that ever existed. Composed of individuals who are the most athletic, fuck the hottest girls, and maintain exemplary grades. Referred to as "The Shit." PiLams are known for being non-discriminatory towards everybody and propagate freedom for all men of all creeds.

Guy Random Guy. This is a fraternity composed of nothing but random guys who have nothing in common. Their parties are always lame and the ladies at the party are either fat, nasty, or fat and nasty. They are also gay.