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Here's the 2nd definition by simon:
2. knob
the male organ, penis.
Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"
by simon Dec 24, 2003 share this
1. Knob
Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person

To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse

See also knob-head
1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."
by Stuart Fletcher Nov 1, 2004 share this
3. knob
A complete moron (see tool)
Dude - you're such a fucking nob!
by Hepcat Jan 24, 2003 share this
4. knob
The penis. Hence, "to gobble the knob" (to perform oral sex on a male).
Dude, zip your pants back up, your knob is hanging out!
by Brown Sugar Mar 19, 2003 share this
5. knob
a dick, wang, or another such name for "penis"
Your knob is looking like ground chuck after that 24-hour marathon.
by bm Feb 17, 2004 share this
6. knob
1. Slightly less harsh term for the male anatomy than pecker or dick.

2. Also can be used as a term similar to goof, tool or moron.

1. I went to the Yukon during the winter and almost froze my knob when I took a whiz outside after the party.

2.Dude, did you hear Bill locked the keys in his car again - what a knob!
dick pecker tool goof moron
by Shasta100 Feb 23, 2009 share this
7. knob
Canadian slang for "prick"
God, you're such a knob
by John Apr 3, 2004 share this
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