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Here's the 80th definition by Playa Tee:
80. duck
an ugly-ass girl, also known as a chicken head
Get the hell away from me you fuckin Duck!!
by Playa Tee Feb 6, 2005 share this
1. duck
A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"
Duck: "Quack..."
by Simon Apr 12, 2004 share this
2. duck
Something to do if Dick Cheney is around.
"Duck!"

"No, Quail!"
dick cheney quail vice president action white house
by J.M.R.x2 Apr 24, 2006 share this
3. duck
meaning a girl who thinks shes cute, but shes really ugly as hell... or a males female friends...
eww ayo shes a duck!!
oh dat must of been one of ya ducks, cause u took to long!!!
ugly crap butt female freinds of a male hoe
by Tee4125 May 14, 2006 share this
4. duck
That thing you yell after you see somebody get hit in the head.
Person A: *gets smacked in the head by a football*
Person B: "...DUCK!"
look out timber get down behind you haha!
by Soupy Sep 21, 2006 share this
5. Duck
A herb, dork, geek, nerd, etc.

also) pussy, wimp, loser
You are a fucking duck.
herb dork geek loser dweeb
by John Smif Mar 24, 2006 share this
6. duck
To avoid something you really dont want to do.
I,m going to duck that meeting as I have something much more interesting planned!
avoiding escaping dodging running ducking
by hugabug Mar 14, 2006 share this
7. duck
What a dog is called when it is about to get a bath.
When Attie is getting ready for her bath and I put her over the sink, she paddles like a duck.
attie duck bath paddles dog
by holly palmer Jan 7, 2008 share this
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