At channel 9 in Sydney:
This conversation was submitted to court in an affidavit by Mark Llewellyn.

Browne said: "We've got big plans for you at the network and Eddie and I think you are one of the real talents at Nine. This is therefore a difficult chat, because there is a shit sandwich you're going to be asked to swallow. We want to cut your pay to $400,000 and we want you to consider taking on one of two new positions."

I said: "That's some shit sandwich

"It's one big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite."

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

Hey man, I saw your Lovely Sister last night, shame she was being Spit Roasted by your Dad and his Bro, your Mum looked happy though....

You'll be lucky to get a shit sandwich to eat after what you've done.

It looks like the enemy has a full-scale assault planned, and we can't do a damn thing about it. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.

I like Windows well enough, but I wish Microsoft wouldn't force-feed me that shit sandwich Internet Explorer along with it. It's a bloated memory hog and a security risk, and you can't even remove the damn thing.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.