When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell.

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

when you ejaculate into your hand then go up to someone you know or an authority figure and throw it in their face.

seagulled

To spaff on someone from a great height, usually from a tall building.

The ugly brother of its sibling happy slapping this is where chavs and pikeys alike ejaculate into their palm and film from their mobile phones throwing their seaman on a stranger from the public without them knowing whats coming. The film makers then send it round via bluetooth through the chav network