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| \n \nFebruary 9:\nsnowpocalypse\n \n\nsnow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse\r\n\r\nWhen weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.\n \n\nClint: Dude, I heard on the weather channel you had a snowpocalypse last night in your area\r\nPaul: Naw, just a couple inches, the weather man is an idiot.\n \n | \n\n \nFebruary 8:\nmondaze\n \n\na daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday\n \n\nI locked my keys in my car because I was in a total Mondaze. I hate the start of a new work week.\n \n | \n\n \nFebruary 7:\nLCD Trip\n \n\nWhen you watch too much [football] on your LCD big-screen. Can apply to other sports or programming in which you sit, staring at it for hours. Known to have negative effects on you health.\n \n\n[Joe Sixpack] gets an LCD Trip every night watching [ESPN].\n\nWe totally LCD Tripped during last year's [Superbowl].\n \n | \n