\n
\n
\nCrib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.\n
\n
\n[Sarah Palin] glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the [Tea Party] Conference in Nashville.\n
\n
\n
\nsnow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse\r\n\r\nWhen weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.\n
\n
\nClint: Dude, I heard on the weather channel you had a snowpocalypse last night in your area\r\nPaul: Naw, just a couple inches, the weather man is an idiot.\n
\n
\n
\na daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday\n
\n
\nI locked my keys in my car because I was in a total Mondaze. I hate the start of a new work week.\n
\n
\n");