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\nFebruary 9:\nsnowpocalypse\n
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\nsnow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse\r\n\r\nWhen weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.\n
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\nFebruary 8:\nmondaze\n
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\na daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday\n
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\nFebruary 7:\nLCD Trip\n
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\nWhen you watch too much [football] on your LCD big-screen. Can apply to other sports or programming in which you sit, staring at it for hours. Known to have negative effects on you health.\n
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\nFebruary 6:\nIt's complicated\n
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\nOne of the options for "Relationship Status" on [Facebook]. Refers to a couple in an ambiguous state between "[friends]" and "in a [relationship]". May also be used to indicate dissatisfaction with an existing relationship.\n
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\nFebruary 5:\nslurring your text\n
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\nwhen you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable\n
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\nFebruary 4:\nUrbaning\n
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\nTo look up your own name on Urban Dictionary, either for definition or myspace useage.\n
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\nFebruary 3:\nVaguebooking\n
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\nAn intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.\n
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