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\nFebruary 9:\nsnowpocalypse\n
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\nsnow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse\r\n\r\nWhen weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.\n
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\nFebruary 8:\nmondaze\n
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\na daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday\n
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