The most disgusting, filthy, and degrading channel ever to have existed. (At least in more recent years.) The nature of MTV's shows tend to glorify the blonde-haired, blue-eyed, over-tanned, Californian aesthetic, that of which is more often than not, accompanied by an extremely ridiculous lack of intellectual quality. They exploit this aesthetically-fitting persona to its narcissistic audience that loves nothing more than to surround themselves in their own pathetic auras, namely, that of their identical friends and the stars of MTV's supposed "reality" shows. For this reason, MTV fans watch in awe as blonde girls say the word "like" precisely 52 times in one scene. Fans enjoy watching people just like them shop, gossip, and degrade themselves on national television. Fans enjoy watching (and thus making the shows possible)these over-privileged, melodramatic teenagers complain about how much their lives suck, when truth be told, at that exact instant, millions of real people are dying of starvation and poverty. It is a shame that these super-stereotypical people are worthy of their own shows and it is an even bigger shame that the once righfully-named Music Television chooses to produce shows of such a nature. But perhaps the biggest disappointment of all is in humanity and its truly enigmatic interest in such brain-washing trash. MTV is a waste of electricity.
MTV makes me sick, as do those who watch it.
An Evil Plot To Destroy the World
I watched Hulu
yesterday, and i feel Light-headed
The best fuckin anime ever
Jordan: Hey did you watch deathnote
Pat: What's deathnote
Jordan:You got to be kidding me it's the best anime ever
Played by Alex Kingston, River Song is the mysterious traveller of space and time who first appeared in the eighth episode of the fourth season of Doctor Who
. River Song refuses to tell The Doctor
who she is, saying she can't give him "spoilers". As of yet, who she is is still unknown, and fans everywhere have long speculated about her true identity. According to the writers of the show, this will be revealed in the sixth season.
River keeps a diary of The Doctor's life, which he isn't allowed to look at. She calls him "sweetie", which has caused viewers to wonder if their relationship goes beyond friendship. Since River and The Doctor keep meeting at different points in time and space, their timeline is rather messed up.
An example of her mysteriousness:
The Doctor: River... Who are you?
River Song: You're going to find out very soon now, and I'm sorry, but that's when everything changes.
The biggest piece of shit TV in the whole world.
Matt owns a quazar. What a fag.
Short name for The Big Bang Theory TV Show
Me: I love TBBT !
You: I know right?! Its such a great funnt show !
>:4815162342 the wierd number sequence off the greatest tv show ever....LOST
! they pop up all over the show and we havnt got a clue what they mean, apart from bringing bad luck. They have to be typed into the hatches computer every 108 minutes.
hurley: "the numbers are bad"
desmond: "4815162342.....every 108 minutes"
Possibly one of the best shows on television. Ever.
The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues..
"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night?!"
"Hell yes, I wouldn't miss it for the world."
A sexual move/position vaguely referenced on BBC3 program "Him & Her" - never fully explained.
Paul: "It's when ya ... well first of all you do her in the ... what, you've never done back to front?"
Steve: "No, of course not."
Paul: "You're like a fuckin' nun."
Back to front.
The League is a show on FX and might just be the funniest thing out there. Compare to Arrested Development in writing, but not narrative and content compared to any Judd Apatow film. This show will make you laugh ur ass off. It is about these five guys, Taco, Pete, Ruxin, Andre and Kevin. They have a Fantasy Football League, that gets more and more serious every week, ending up in scams and pranks to psyche out the competition.
Ruxin isnt getting any sex so he explains his pain to his boys with this one liner:
Ruxin: My balls are New Orleans and levy's are about to burst.
Omg it feels like there is 10lbs of pudding inside me..The League
is where its at mang