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8 definitions by ~x~barbird~ v

 
1.
From the movie 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'. A skeevy loser that hooks up with underage girls because of his job at the mall and ability to drive them to 'the point' in his '78 T-Bird.
"I've known him since high school, and he's still banging 16 year-olds that come into the Radio Shack. He's totally Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant!"
by ~x~barbird~ v January 06, 2009
 
2.
Doesn't have to be 6am, but anytime your partner rolls over for an unexpected bonin'/love session.
"He usually sleeps 'til noon, but he woke up today with a 6am surprise."
by ~x~barbird~ v January 06, 2009
 
3.
a guy that not only cock-blocks, but steals the girl as well.
"I cannot believe she left with him! He is such a furburglar!"
by ~x~barbird~ v January 06, 2009
 
4.
Cute and cuddly as a dove, but down and dirty like a city pigeon!
"That girl might be shy in public, but she's a Dirty Dove in the sack!"
by ~x~barbird~ v January 06, 2009
 
5.
A tall, skinny/lanky individual that is still undeniably hot.
"Look at Mick Jagger in 'Gimme Shelter'. He's such a Sexy String Bean!"
"Damn! Keira Knightly is a Sexy String Bean!"
by ~x~barbird~ v January 06, 2009
 
6.
That weird guy in the group. He wasn't invited, but somehow shows up to nibble away at everyone's good time.
"No matter how much ecstasy and Viagra I took, i still wouldn't fuck that Nibler!"
by ~x~barbird~ v January 06, 2009
 
7.
A partner that needs lots of lovin's. A chronic snuggler.
insensitive guy:"What's wrong baby?"
oversensitive girl:"My love sponge is dry!"
by ~x~barbird~ v January 06, 2009