From the movie 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'. A skeevy loser
that hooks up with underage girls because of his job at the mall and ability to drive them to 'the point' in his '78 T-Bird.
"I've known him since high school, and he's still banging 16 year-olds that come into the Radio Shack. He's totally Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant!"
Doesn't have to be 6am, but anytime your partner rolls over for an unexpected bonin'/love session.
"He usually sleeps 'til noon, but he woke up today with a 6am surprise."
a guy that not only cock-blocks, but steals the girl as well.
"I cannot believe she left with him! He is such a furburglar!"
Cute and cuddly as a dove, but down and dirty like a city pigeon!
"That girl might be shy in public, but she's a Dirty Dove
in the sack!"
A tall, skinny/lanky individual that is still undeniably hot.
That weird guy in the group. He wasn't invited, but somehow shows up to nibble away at everyone's good time.
"No matter how much ecstasy and Viagra I took, i still wouldn't fuck that Nibler!"
A partner that needs lots of lovin's. A chronic snuggler.
insensitive guy:"What's wrong baby?"
oversensitive girl:"My love sponge
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