39 definitions by ~The Nameless One~

(Seinfeld) What Elaine always orders from Monk's
At Monk's: Jerry & George order whatever...
Elaine: I'll have the big salad.
by ~The Nameless One~ September 05, 2005

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The only acceptable substitute for good manners.
When Sophie was prayin out loud at dinner tonight, Matt was being obnoxiously loud. She tried to slap him, but his fast reflexes stopped that bitch cold.
by ~The Nameless One~ May 25, 2005

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Nature's favorite form of torture. It smells wonderful, but tastes FUCKING AWFUL by itself. This means you experience and desire great tastes, but don't actually get to satisfy your want. Quench your need. Make you happy. Oh no, you can only smell and wish.

(While some coffee is like this in the fact that it smells better than it tastes, vanilla smells better than any coffee I've ever smelled. Vanilla > You.)

It's also the most common ice cream flavor.
*Man first discovered vanilla*

Hmmm... this smell good. *drinks* ... *spits out* MAN, THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!

Why, WHY does this odor torture me so?
The scent fills my nose with wonderful thoughts... yet my mouth lacks the same feeling. *cries*
by ~The Nameless One~ May 16, 2005

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A really funny way to type oh nos, which is a sarcastic and mocking way of saying oh no.

Because, when you pronounce oh nos, it sounds like, "oh Nose"
Like the anatomy part. So it's kinda funny. Get it? Got it? Good.
OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT MY *insert personal & embarassing item here.* AT *insert friend*'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

*Insert sarcastic remark* (Hint: Look at the word you're looking up)

So it looks like:

OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT VIBRATOR AT JIM'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

OH NOSE!
by ~The Nameless One~ September 26, 2005

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One who is said to be skillful, basically just has mad skillz.
Professor: He's a skillful guy.
L33t Student: What?
Professor: He's got mad skillz.
L33t Student: Oh.
by ~The Nameless One~ July 31, 2005

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The word some second grader is going to win a spelling bee with, while the losing second grader gets chrysanthemum.
I'd like to thank my friends at chess club, for being so supportive... oh, and Gwen Stefani, for helping me win with that repetitive, mindless song. THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!
by ~The Nameless One~ June 26, 2005

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The way to write Women... with a Russian Accent.

Seriously... can you imagine spelling it any other way?

VVomen.
Russian: I like VVomen.
Russian vvoman: Vie do too!
by ~The Nameless One~ June 05, 2005

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