1 definition by ~Jenna~

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a bitch that gets a divorse from her husband and moves into your house after your mother dies and screws your dad. she will do anything to buy your love for about a year but then she becomes a total bitch.
kid: can i go out?
step mother: no, you have to finish your homework!
kid: i did already.
step mother: no, your staying home to clean your room then!
by ~Jenna~ April 18, 2006

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