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CEO --> C.ash E.quals O.rgasm. The CEO of the corporation likes money. Likey likey money. Makey lotta money.
The CEO hired an 'efficiency expert' who determined that me and my 99 closest coworkers should be outsourced to save the company some money each year. I think he is more motivated by money than responsibility to his employees welfare.
A term to express the sensation of looking at someone
. Suggesting that a mere glance at the
hot assed be-atch
could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become
Dude, don't look now, but there's a total
right behind you.
Okay, tell me when I can look.
Okay look now.
Holy shit, dude.
as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.
Acronym for the Phish song, "Punch you in the eye."
Oh, Wilson, someday I'll
kill you til you die,
Oh, Wilson, PYITE !
Experiencing the effects of drinking significant quantities of alcohol.
I told Arnold that I would be right over to his place, but I was so beer fucked that I couldn't put my pants on.
An expression that is used as the object of a sentence relating to a situation that is reminiscent of the culture of the 1980's.
T1: Woah, check out that bitchen' Camaro stacked with the blower on the hood.
T2: That car makes me want to kill myself with an 80's knife.
A term for
used in Vermont. Don't ask me why they add the word "up". I couldn't explain it any more than I could tell you how they thought of the expression
A: Man, I can't stay awake anymore. I am about to meet the table with my head.
B: Wow, you must be pretty stoned up.
A chick before she puts on makeup.
Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.
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