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3 definitions by zoewondrpup

 
1.
One who is uncontrollably awkward in social situations. This person, in normal everyday life, may seem rather normal, but when thrown into a social situation, the person is suddenly petrified, unable to speak or act in any way that is not completely uncomfortable for all who bear witness. This syndrome is sometimes hereditary, though typically develops in preteen years and lasts through adulthood. Not to be confused with an actual mental handicap.
"The strangest thing has been happening to me lately," said Shauna. "I'll be completely fine one moment, and when I enter a social situation, I suddenly can't act or speak in any way that is not completely uncomfortable and humiliating."

It's not a mental illness, I think you have been struck by the SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)!" Said Susan. "It affects one in every three adults, and targets those who work in corporate settings, especially stock exchanges.
by zoewondrpup February 24, 2011
 
2.
The name for an often public and ostentatious display of affection. Typically of the offensive and unappealing variety, an Get-it-on-athon is something to the liking of an NC-17 movie acted out in real life, for prolonged periods of time in a fairly public setting.
"Ugh, did you see those people in the front of the movie theater having a Get-it-on-athon in front of everyone? so disgusting," said Kaiti.
"Yeah, honestly that's when you need to leave 8 dollar movie and check into a thirty five dollar hotel. So nasty." said Hannah.
by zoewondrpup February 24, 2011
 
3.
a name for a person who may in fact possess a muffin top, though generally their entire body appears to be a giant muffin top in itself, thus the pudgemuffin, one who's entire body resembles the unappetizing pudge overflowing over one's jeans.
"Wow Derek, did you see Taylor this morning in those skinny jeans? She is such a pudgemuffin," said Kaiti. "She should definitely stop eating so many dunkin donuts."
by zoewondrpup January 31, 2010