2 definitions by zipzapzookie

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Used to describe someone who fat, but not really round. The fat clumps in different places, making him or her look lumpy or made out of play-doh.
"Dude, did you see that hambeast walk by? It was one clumpy motherfucker."
by zipzapzookie July 10, 2008

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Held accountable for something in such a way that you throw up a little in your mouth...
Girlfriend who you are about to break up with: Oh my gosh, I'm pregnant with your baby! Now we can get married!

Boyfriend (mentally to himself): Shit, now I feel responsibile for her and that damn baby...
by zipzapzookie April 15, 2011

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