8 definitions by zhz

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Phrase:
"Just in the nig of time" is a common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".

Person:
Not to be confused or conflated with "The Nick of Time".
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.

Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima texts, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima Chronicles.

The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.

"You got here just in the nig of time!"

"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."
by zhz January 07, 2007

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1) Allah Mode
The Islamic version of God Mode.

2) à-llah-mode
Serving anything with a side of Islamic extremism.
1) "OMG U INFIDEL STOP USIN ALLAH MODE!!1"

2) "I shall rush Bomb Site A for great justice and serve those infidels some AK-47 à-llah-mode."
by zhz July 27, 2007

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The act of rape involving vaginal intercourse. (see: Rape)
"Two men are currently being held without bail after the alleged act of vaginal thievery."
by zhz June 12, 2006

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Phrase:
"Just in the nig of time" is a common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".

Person:
Not to be confused or conflated with "The Nick of Time".
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.

Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima texts, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima Chronicles.

The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.
"You got here just in the nig of time!"

"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."
by zhz December 31, 2006

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Phrase:
A common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".

Person:
Not to be confused or conflated with "The Nick of Time".
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.

Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima texts, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima Chronicles.

The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.
"You got here just in the nig of time!"

"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."
by zhz December 18, 2006

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1) The act of rape involving vaginal intercourse (See: Rape)
"Two men are currently being held on bail for the alleged act of Vaginal Thievery."
by zhz June 03, 2006

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Phrase:
"Just in the nig of time" is a common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".

Person:
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.

Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima Chronicles, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima texts.

The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.


"You got here just in the nig of time!"

"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."
by zhz January 11, 2007

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