(v.) to ass
To situate one's buttocks in a particular place for an extended period of time, typically while engaging in another activity.
"I had to work on my science project in the office this afternoon, so I assed the office chair for five hours straight."
"I spent last night assing my couch, watching The Breakfast Club and eating ice cream."
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