1. The worst movie ever made... ever. It contains no plot, comedy, horror, propper costumes, violence, action, or nudity. I feel embarassed to be living on the same planet as this movie.
2. Anything that's blatantly and insurmountably bad.
1. Joe: I watched Dracula 3000 yesterday... now I have syphilis.
2. Man, that cake was so Dracula 3000.