61 definitions by zak

404

Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

"Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."

by zak May 3, 2003

Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by zak May 3, 2003

Blamestorming

Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.

"Oh, great, we lost the Carson deal. Time for some more blamestorming."

by zak May 3, 2003

PRAIRIE DOGGING

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

"What's with everyone prarie dogging when I scream here???"

by zak May 3, 2003

Inabitch

Similar to "In a bit" or "Inabit". A way of saying goodbye.

Inabitch blud.

by zak May 11, 2004

cynic

A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.

I am a cynic. Ow! Ow! Those are my eyes1

by zak May 3, 2003

ltstfu

Learn To Shut The Fuck Up!

You really need to just LTSTFU RIGHT NOW, you little fuck

by zak April 5, 2003