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43 definitions by ysengrim

 
1.
An homosexual actress who, in 1997 managed to play the role of an homosexual woman who decides to stop to be a crypto-lesbian. Both the character and the actress ended up coming out simultaneously... and on National TV.
Thank to people like Ellen DeGeneres, we will come to the plain understanding of the fact that a lesbian is just another ordinary person.
by Ysengrim January 02, 2004
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2.
An advertizing paradox. The best way to exacerbate the internet user against your product. One of the major mistakes of electronic communication. Doomed to disappear soon.
The only porn that turns me off is pop up porn...
by Ysengrim January 03, 2004
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3.
The fact of gaining feminine features. The phenomenon manifests itself at the individual level, and at the historical level as well. At the individual level it turns a man to a shemale or a ladyboy and he ends up gay or not (he can also remain hetero and be attracted to he-females, or be bi). At the historical level it has to do with the emergence of feminine priorities in the world, and with the global increase of the ordinary (rather than political) power of women.
That fetish studio practices intense feminization.

The global rejection of war has to do with the irreversible feminization of our frames of mind.
by Ysengrim January 01, 2004
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4.
A lesbian who decided to keep her coming out strictly for herself and her intimates. Social conformity is not the only reason for the crypto-lesbian option. The thrill of dissimulating one's real nature to the social milieu can be a major incentive for such an option as well. Very often a crypto-lesbian is actually a discrete bisexual.
Daphne DuMaurier was a crypto lesbian.
by Ysengrim January 02, 2004
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5.
A social gathering between urban people aiming at an explicit and casual display of their favorite fetish. Usually, at Fetish Night, the dressing code is stricly enforced: it is forbidden to look straight. Some Fetish Nights are public, others are very very private... but one can play by the rules at both.
The Betty Page Club organises it's renowned Fetish Night, every first saturday of the month from nine p.m. Dressing code and polite manners are strictly enforced.
by Ysengrim January 02, 2004
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6.
A girly guy following respectfully the orders of a masculinized woman.
The Mistress: Come on, slutboy, slink in your heels for me.
by Ysengrim January 01, 2004
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7.
A renowned dominatrix of 20th century who provided a seminal underground contribution to the decline of one-sided masculinity and the feminization of humanity.
The Mistress: Put your dress on, slutboy. Let me be your Betty Page.
by Ysengrim January 01, 2004
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