7 definitions by yowaldo

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A device which was designed to work in one country but also works in Canada.
"When I travel to Canada next week, I sure hope my cellular modem is canuckable."
by yowaldo January 12, 2010
When you get so angry at your co-workers that you bust into your bosses office and start screaming about how sick you are of the complete IDIOTS you have to work with.
Hey man, what's wrong with Jane?

Oh man she's really pissed at the data entry clerks today. She looked like she might go Kool-Aid.

Too late, i just saw her bust into Kyle's office and start yelling at him about how stupid everyone is.
by yowaldo October 02, 2011
A financial institution which purports itself to be a giant in the banking industry that still has the time to help the little guy achieve his American dream, when in reality they are just another corporate sloth sucking the life out of every human who dares enter it's lair.
Future victim: Hey I'm getting a great deal on my home loan from Stank of America!

Past victim: ah uh eh oh uh ah

Future victim: What's up dude, you act like you've had the life sucked out of you.
by yowaldo August 25, 2010
A reverse reversal of fortune.

When a company or, oh, say a TV sitcom (aka Happy Days), begins a downward spiral, the moment that the spiral began they are said to have "jumped the shark". However, if by intelligence or more likely pure chance, said company or sitcom turns the downward spiral around and all of a sudden they are in the black or renewed for another season, they have "humped the shark". Okay, what it means is Fonzie jumped the shark and then turned around and humped the powerful beast and who wouldn't renew a show that had the cojones to do that in the '70s?
Man, Apple really jumped the shark with Newton back 1993.

Yeah, but they humped the shark when they came up with the iPod. I sure hope they don't jump it again with the iPad.
by yowaldo August 06, 2010
The condition or act of answering emails in the wrong order causing confusion and irritation to your confusable and irritable co-workers and friends.
To Friend: Hey wanna hangout Tuesday night?

Reply From Friend: Sure what time?

Later Reply From Friend: Btw how's the new job?

To Friend: Job is pretty cool so far. Can you go Tuesday?

Reply From Friend: I already told you I could go out! Didn't you get my reply?

To Friend: Sorry...I've got dyslexemail.
by yowaldo May 24, 2010
When you take an awesome product designed for a huge market and customize it to make one of your annoying cry-baby customers happy because your stupid salesman promised them something which no one in their right mind would design into such an awesome product.
Hey did you hear we had to change the font on the login button on our main page to Comic Sans because Fred Derf promised Dingleberry Unlimited it was no big deal?

God I hate when we customerize our products like that.
by yowaldo June 23, 2010
The condition or act of answering texts in the wrong order causing confusion and irritation to your confusable and irritable co-workers and friends.
To Friend: Hey wanna hangout Tuesday night?

From Friend: Sure what time?

From Friend: Btw how's the new job?

To Friend: Job is pretty cool so far. Can you go Tuesday?

From Friend: I already told you I could go out! Didn't you get my reply?

To Friend: Sorry...I've got dyslextext.
by yowaldo May 24, 2010

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