Collegeville is a small town in the state of Pennsylvania, outside of Philadelphia, where really hip people live. You have to understand that if you want to live here you need to be fresh, an willing to walk the crappy sidewalks. Oh, and no one knows where Collegeville is either, unless you know of Ursinus College.
(you)Where do you live?
(me)Outside of Philly.Ursinus College.
(you)Oh. What the fuck is that?