A tiny town in North Carolina with stupid fast food and S&Ts, the best place there with awesome ice-cream. Pittsboro has a ton of stores cramped with antiques and crap like that.
Ron: I'm ready to go!
Mom: Ew. You look like a hobo
. Where are you going?
Mom: Let me check your suitcase.
Mom: It's full of hobo clothing except for this one outfit. What's up with that?
Ron: That's for when I go to S&Ts
. That's the only place that isn't crappy
Mom: Okay. Make sure not to bring me home an antique
or fast food