God's gift to the world: a handheld gaming device from Nintendo that not only plays games, as it should be excpected to, but takes pictures (though not of the best quality, you can draw on them with the touch screen), and can surf the internet, which is pretty damn awesome. You can also listen to music on it with an SD card, and there's a little DSiWare shop similar to the WiiShop where you can download more little games. If you know what's good for you, you will buy a DSi. But for Heaven's sake, don't buy it in pink, you pansy.
Gamer 1: I just got a new Nintendo DSi, dude, it rocks.
Gamer 2: It's not pink, is it?
Gamer 1: ...