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1. shwastypants
The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.
Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.
drunk intoxicated sober wasted trashed shwastiepants
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