In court somewhere in Florida:
Chad: Hello, my name is Chad Johnson, I am a famous NFL WR and I would like to change my last name to Ocho Cinco so I can seem even more audacious and idiotic.
Judge: What a great reason! I agree! Court is now adjourned.
NFL Fanboy: Like lookz @ dis sick Chad Johnson Bengals jersey I got for my birthday! I am lykE tottaly going to wearz it to teh gAme my ParentZ are binging me to!!!!!11111one11eleven!!!
True Bengals Fan: There is no player on the Bengals named Chad Johnson, but there is a player name Chad Ocho Cinco!