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119 definitions by yorrick hunt

ejaculating and defecating
After taking his viagra with prune juice, Theo spent the night cumming and going.
by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008
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head cockhead; leader of the cockheads; most highly qualified cockhead
...and that concludes my report about the day when aliens stole my brain.

Thank you, Captain Cockhead.
by yorrick hunt June 13, 2008
411 170
stupid person; person of low intelligence
Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.
by yorrick hunt May 27, 2008
269 34
the idea that you could have acted in a different way
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to do what you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are responsible for your actions
When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.
by yorrick hunt February 01, 2008
265 30
something that appears suddenly or unexpectedly
Sex education books should have a pop-up section.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
276 42
dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)
A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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To not excrete bowel movement even though the body signals the need to do so.
Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.
by yorrick hunt January 05, 2008
257 24