119 definitions by yorrick hunt

get on with it; stop wasting time
shortened form of "pull your finger out of your ass"
(apparently, having your finger up your ass interferes with efficiency)
I need those reports by tomorrow. So, pull your finger out.
by yorrick hunt February 01, 2008
an alternative action or possibility
I always choose to do what I think is best, therefore I don't really have a choice at all.
by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008
evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated
Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
desire or wish for possession or presence of something
I cannot change what I want unless I want to.
by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008
associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting
You should be skeptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
something that has or makes no sense
An example of nonsense:

Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
a problem that cannot be easily solved
Puzzles:

1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.

2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.

3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?

4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?
by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008

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