what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus
, to help loosen the bowels
It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night.
Arthur Schopenhauer; German philosopher; born February 22, 1788; died September 21, 1860
Schopenhauer dealt believers of freewill a blow by pointing out that, although we can certainly DO what we want, we have no say in WHAT we want.
liquid excreted by the kidneys
If you are dying of thirst, it is better to drink someone else's urine rather than your own because your body has already rejected yours.
to become unconscious; to faint
We all saw Theo pass out when he accidentally sat on his own testicles
a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")
Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.
an alternative action or possibility
I always choose to do what I think is best, therefore I don't really have a choice at all.
something that is a waste of time or of no use
It is pointless to put up a sign that reads: SIGN NOT IN USE