119 definitions by yorrick hunt

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an adjective to best describe the average person
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that.
by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

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the legal ending of a marriage
The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

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talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal
DIRTY TALK:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.
by yorrick hunt February 06, 2008

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a statement that appears to be self-contradictory but may actually be true
You can't change who you are unless you want to, but whether you want to is part of who you are. Some paradox.
by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

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common name for anabolic steroids; hormones used to stimulate muscle and bone growth
I knew my girlfriend was taking steroids when she tried to root me up the ass with her clitoris.
by yorrick hunt July 10, 2008

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to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring
I had to give up boxing when my opponents kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

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the language of ancient Rome and the Roman Empire
Hey, hola vass! Do you speak Latin?
by yorrick hunt May 22, 2008

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