119 definitions by yorrick hunt

used in reference to somebody who likes to spread gossip, or who cannot keep a secret
His ex-girlfriend told everyone that he had a small penis. When he found out, he just said that she had a big mouth.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings
KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008
something that appears suddenly or unexpectedly
Sex education books should have a pop-up section.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
head cockhead; leader of the cockheads; most highly qualified cockhead
...and that concludes my report about the day when aliens stole my brain.

Thank you, Captain Cockhead.
by yorrick hunt June 13, 2008
the removal of a person's clothing in the process of searching for weapons, drugs or contraband
Before the police do a strip search, they should take you to dinner and a movie.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
someone to help you out when you are hard up
Nobody wanted to be Theo's cum buddy.
by yorrick hunt June 03, 2008
A sexual experience caused by viewing arousing images, or by listening to, or reading arousing words, rather than by actual physical contact.
An example of a mild sex fantasy:

As she lay back naked on the couch, Angelina's thoughts turned to the mysterious stranger who had just left her a message on Skype. Suddenly, her body trembled as she felt his hands on her bare skin, his warm breath on her neck and his soft lips seeking hers. In the darkness, she turned her face towards his, her mouth eagerly searching, her breath coming in short gasps and, as their lips touched, Angelina knew a hunger that she had not felt in a long time. Ever so gently, his fingers began a searching caress as their bodies pressed together....
by yorrick hunt January 21, 2008
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