119 definitions by yorrick hunt

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).
Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.
by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
a form of goodbye that spells out the word CUNT
I gotta go. Bye.
OK. See you n t.
by yorrick hunt January 08, 2008
what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels
It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
by yorrick hunt February 03, 2008
alternative spelling for "you're a cunt"
He wanted his name to sound like "you're a cunt", so he called himself Yorrick Hunt.
by yorrick hunt January 09, 2008
be sad because I am away from you
I asked my girlfriend,"Will you miss me if I leave?"
She said,"It's a deal."
by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008
to become unconscious; to faint
We all saw Theo pass out when he accidentally sat on his own testicles.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
Something exceptional, well above average, great.
What did you think of that joke?
I loved it. It was a fucking snorter!
by yorrick hunt January 08, 2008

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