Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon's surface, in the Sea of Tranquility, at 0256 GMT, on 21 July 1969.
We can put a man on the moon, but can we put one on (here insert the name of the person you want to make fun of)?
shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole
Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"
shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"
He was so desperate for a root
that he boned
her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.
1. snot hole
2. shortened form of "not, arsehole" or "not, asshole"
1. Get your finger outa your snothole, you dirty bugger.
2. Hey turd. Are you coming over tomorrow, or snothole?
lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked
The longer you play the slot machines
the more certain it becomes that you will do your arse.
In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).
He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.
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