119 definitions by yorrick hunt

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"
He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.
by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

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short form of "what for"
Come here, turd!
Woffa?
by yorrick hunt January 09, 2008

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shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"
Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"
by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

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a name that sounds a lot like genitalia
I think I'll call my boat "Janet Talia". I like the sound of it.
by yorrick hunt January 08, 2008

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lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked
The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your arse.
by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

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In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).
King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.
by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

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when a male uses his hand to jack off
He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.
by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008

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