119 definitions by yorrick hunt

Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon's surface, in the Sea of Tranquility, at 0256 GMT, on 21 July 1969.
We can put a man on the moon, but can we put one on (here insert the name of the person you want to make fun of)?
by yorrick hunt February 01, 2008
shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"
Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"
by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008
shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"
He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.
by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008
1. snot hole; nostril
2. shortened form of "not, arsehole" or "not, asshole"
1. Get your finger outa your snothole, you dirty bugger.
2. Hey turd. Are you coming over tomorrow, or snothole?
by yorrick hunt January 06, 2008
lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked
The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your arse.
by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008
In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).
King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.
by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008
when a male uses his hand to jack off
He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.
by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008

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