small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup
When recycled sewage
is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.
what the telephone company charges you for making telephone calls
Last night I fell asleep during sex and woke up two hours later with a $700 phone bill.
flies that lay their eggs in rotting meat
Theo didn't have much of a sex life as he was attractive only to blowflies.
exclamation of accomplishment or satisfaction
When he saw that his definition had been accepted on Urban Dictionary, he yelled out, "You beauty!"
As the horse that he had bet on won the race, he yelled out, "You beauty!"
a pronounced form of lolloping
; extreme flopping about; great bouncing movement; much jiggling
silence; stop talking; be quiet; shut up
You talk too much. Get some shuthole.
Will you shuthole? No one wants to hear your crap.
Shuthole, dammit! I'm trying to think!
Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.
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