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John Lennon's first wife who he met at collage. She was always loyal to him, until a goblin named Yoko Ono started stalking him and finally got to him. After the divorce, Paul McCartney wrote a song to her son, Julian, called "Hey Jude"
"Who was John Lennon's wife before Yoko?"
"Why Cynthia Lennon of course!"
by yomps June 13, 2009