31 definitions by yoda

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by Yoda September 23, 2003
Noun

1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.
The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm.

Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!
by Yoda September 12, 2003
Rar
1. A sound made by my beastly self.
2. A sound made by an angered male creature of the kingdom, "animal"
3. Sound made by a male animal to signal horniness.
"Rar" signaled the lion to his feline companion
by Yoda April 28, 2003
See also Scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!
I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!
by Yoda September 22, 2003
Switch the letters around and it spells out "ROYAL SEX". Coincidence? I think not..
Will dances on garbage, I mean...axylrose.
by Yoda April 26, 2003
a race outside of the force under the command of Onimi, but really under the command of Shimmra. they're quest was to purify the galaxy of all the "infedels" and there droids and any mechanical machine or building. everything of them was living not a single peice of equipment was mechanical. they killed chewbacca anakin and billions of people in the galaxy
i know all
by Yoda March 30, 2004
gaf
give a fuck factor, a measure of how much one wants to be at work. correlates to the time one wants to leave work.
i have a gaf of 2. (i.e., i gotta get outta here, i'm leaving by 2pm)
by yoda August 08, 2003

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