a brain-cell-killing australian show where 2 guys and 3 chicks sing pointless lyrics with synthesized music to brainwash little children to sleep with them. the 2 guys are share a bond with each other and frequently sing homosexual songs about each others bungholios. the 3 chicks are are lesbian and touch each other during a live performance to scare children.
someone: the two guys from hi 5 should get a room
disgusted mother: omg the asian hi 5 is getting it on with the blonde hi 5!