30 definitions by yaziyo

Top Definition
What you don't want to get stuck in the paper-shredder.
Oh noes, my scrotum!
#scrotum #coin purse #ballsack #balls #client
by Yaziyo April 24, 2006
A word used by n00bs, often used to obtain free stuff.
Free stuff plz

(phr33 st00f pl0x)
by Yaziyo April 28, 2005
A fun word to scream in public.
Person 1, in a crowded area: "PENIS PUMP!"
#oh #my #god #what #the #fuck #barbeque
by Yaziyo August 29, 2006
A series of flash videos which are extremly funny. It features a sex-crazed, horny dog. A bunny which dies in most episodes, kenny style. A hamster which wants to fuck bruce willis. A donkey which is plain retarted but is the funniest. And finaly the cat, who once put some magic eggplants in his derriere.

If you havnt seen it, definately check out the series on newgrounds.
"Let's all catch thumbtacks on our bear eyes!" -Donkey
"I put some magic eggplants in my derriere" -Cat
"I brought 2 lesbians playing ping-pong with their life affirming jubblies" -Dog
"It are suckiest" -Hamster
"C is for clamhat." -Bunny

My point is, Retarded Animal Babies rocks!
#retarted #animal #babies #dog #cat #bunny #hamster #donkey
by Yaziyo November 14, 2005
Bread made using the contents of a ped egg.
My girlfriend dumped me after I made her ped bread for breakfast. Totally worth it.
#ped #egg #bread #disgusting #foot #cheese #grater
by Yaziyo August 10, 2010
Another way of saying porn.
Ima go make my client happy with some good ole ornpay.
#porn #pr0n #wank #masterbate #pig latin
by Yaziyo April 24, 2006
Occuring usually in a contraversial subject in Urbandictionary (eg Palestine, Emo etc.). After a few pages with entries such as "its gay" and "no it ISNT gay", someone who takes his urbandictionary shit seriously comes up and writes a huge-ass essay on the issue. Except noone really gives a fuck, so any readers read the first sentence, thumb up/down and read on.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene&defid=1449447 -an UrbanDictionary essay by some upset emo kid. Of course, I probably wouldn't call him this if I had read his essay, but again, noone gives a fuck.
#essay #no life #urbandictionary editors #urbandictionary #scene
by Yaziyo September 04, 2008
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