1 definition by xzenomorph

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A troglodite that causes deep offence by just being alive that usually live sin a run down council housing estate, takes vast amounts of ecstacy and whos idea of fun is stabbing/beating up the young middle clases
Davey got jumped and battered by a f***ing schemie again last night
by xzenomorph January 28, 2005

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