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1 definition by xxxMasterDick

 
1.
Someone who is into a lot of strange fetishes. Specifically one who is obsessed with the odd combination of hair and straps, although several other less prominent fetishes are certainly present.
Joe: Dude, Enrique, check out that crazy hot chick.

Enrique: She'd look so much better with more hair and straps.

Joe: O_o *backs away slowly*
by xxxMasterDick October 01, 2011