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2 definitions by xteamrider

 
1.
excessivly large labia resembling a taco.
damn dita von tease has some serious taco pussy.
by xteamrider March 07, 2004
 
2.
when bailing at snowsports, you fail forward managing to hit yourself in the back of your head with your feet, board, or skis.
"Dag yo, I just scorpaingasized myself off that hit. Think I'm gonna need to get krunk like jesus to kill the pain."
by xteamrider March 01, 2004