7 definitions by xskwizmx

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1. saying you will be somewhere at a certain time and showing up approximately thirty minutes to an hour late.
dude - where is josh at? he said he would be here a half hour ago.

dude2 - he is always late, he is on drug dealer time.
by xskwizmx March 16, 2010

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1. when hanging out alone

2. spending time on facebook browsing other peoples pictures wishing you had pictures of friends to post that would make everyone else jealous of your non-existant wonderful life.
dude - see that fat girl in the corner of the lunch room?

dude2 - yeah dude she is totally at a homeschool reunion!
by xskwizmx March 11, 2010

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when a snowboarder goes over a jump off balance and has to swing both arms around in a circular motion (similar to rolling up the windows in car) to avoid a yard sale.
dude - oh man i almost lost it on that last kicker.

dude2 - ya you were rolling up the windows hardcore!
by xskwizmx March 18, 2010

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A myth older than the bible. There are many different versions depending on the country or area of the world but Free Beer has always been and continues to be a method of attracting people to lame events and or boring parties. It continues to be a tease because if anyone really did experience real true free beer in its purest form, chances are they got too drunk to remember it anyways.
Dude1 - Did we get free beer last night?

Dude2 - Na man thats just a myth bra.
by xskwizmx August 24, 2011

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the act of humping the dead corpse of a noob in first person shooter games such as Halo3 and CODMW2 etc. usually occurs right after the noob has been pwnd by a more skilled opponent. accomplished by killing a lower ranked player then standing over the limp dead body and frantically crouching and standing back up simulating a humping motion.
dude - did you see that noob rape!

dude2 - heck yes!
by xskwizmx March 18, 2010

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The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.
1. That dog totally just goosed me! I feel so violated!
by xskwizmx March 28, 2010

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when a homeschooler makes fun of a person.
1. bitch please, everyone knows that to divide fractions you have to turn the second fraction upside-down. you just got homeschooled bro!
by xskwizmx March 21, 2010

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